Sorted Affair

by LiL iFFy

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She was dreaming of the Dark Lord when I apparated
Looking so fly even a slyther could appreciate it.
I said 'hey pretty magic what's the prophecy?'
She said 'unless you rock green not a damn thing'.
'Baby the same hat that put me in the Gold and Red,
hung the snake in the shield up above your bed'
She smiled 'well said, wizard, what's your blood status?'
I said 'you know I'm spellrich so I don't think it matters'
'What about your wand?' I said 'unyielding
And you can keep the green on but let it out the building'
She said 'you know when shit goes down we will be spell to spell?'
I said ' it's all in the game, baby, oh well.
And for right now, we've got right now.
And you got that crookshanks, and I got this white owl.
And with a pile of red gold and green clothes on the floor
She turned around and said '10 points to Gryffindor.'

I don't care what the Dark Lord says
and I don't care who the minister is
I don't care if your parents are both wizards
I said to back it up and baby you delivered
I don't care what the Daily Prophet says
Those motherfuckers don't know us anyways
Baby, I don't care
Baby, this affair is...sorted

I'm on my Remus Lupin and she's throwin up Grayback.
She all about a basilisk but I'm tryin to slay that.
I answer to McGonagall who change into a kitty cat
but she's forever Snapin. Is that motherfucker good or bad?
She underneath the dark mark and I'm up in Grimmauld Place
but we're both adults so we don't got to worry about the trace
and what the daily prophet says, we give no fuck bc they do not know us
I call my witch the crucio and she calls me patronus and we
hop a couple brooms and leave the fucking world below us and we
know that we are doomed but until then, it's LEVIOSA....
and we're only getting higher, fuckin burn the bed down, call that sex fiend fire
cause we know that any moment, our moment will be done
between my lover the Deatheater and her's, the chosen one. (run it back)


released August 26, 2012
Lyrics and Vocals: LiL iFFy
Produced by: Tom Ato

from WAND AMBITION (out Sept 1 on Magic Hu$tle Entertainment)


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